Jito: Aap Salim Ki Bivi Ke Janaje Men Nahin Gae? Santa: Kis Muh Se Jau Vo Tisari Bar Apni Bivi Ke Janaje Men Bula Raha Hai Aur Main Use Ek Baar Nahin Bula Saka
Jito Pappu Ko Peet Rahi Thi Santa: Kyon Peet Rahi Ho Pappu Ko? Jito: Skool Men Janmashtami Ke Upalaksh Men 'Radha' Vishay Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Kaha Gaya Tha Santa: To Fir? Jito: Kambakht Ne 'Radhe Maa' Par Nibandh Likh Dala
Santa Bahut Teji De Gadi Chala Raha Tha To Trafic Pulis Wale Ne Use Pakad Liya Santa: Sar Main Gadi Chalana Sikh Raha Hu Pulis Vaala: Bina Kisi Techer Ke? Santa: Ji Ha Vo Main 'Correspondence Course' Kar Raha Hu
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Banta: 14 Farvari Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Bivi Hai Ya Garlfrend? Banta: Bivi Santa: To Fir 'Mahavir Jayanti' Hai
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!